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Posted by lannchy on 10-20-2008 at 13:16:

u apoteci....

Jedna gospoða doðe u apoteku i traži arsen.

Ljekar:
- Buduæi se radi o jakom otrovu, moram vas pitati za što vam je potreban?
- Želim otrovati svoga muža.
- Žao mi je, ali u tom sluèaju vam ga ne mogu dati.

Gospoða otvori torbicu, iz nje izvadi jednu fotografiju na kojoj se vidi njen muž i apotekarova žena kako vode ljubav :
- Oprostite gospoðo, nisam znao da imate recept.

(ja sam trazio i trazio, al nenam gdje je tema sa vicevima, pa sam je stavio ovdje, sorrryyyy... )

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Posted by taja_ch on 10-20-2008 at 13:22:

dobar

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La sagesse d'une personne se reconnais par sa patience...

Posted by goodGirl on 10-20-2008 at 14:43:

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ciao

Posted by orion on 10-20-2008 at 15:50:

Kad smo vec kod apoteke, da vam nesto ispricam

Usla ja u jednu apoteku, a u njoj guzva, red se uhvatio do vrata.
Iza mene ulazi neki dedo, 70 i kusur godina i ja vako merhametli se sazalim na njegovu starost i pustim ga prije mene
Kad ce dedo ni pet ni sest: Molim Vas veliko pakovanje vijagre
Otvori novcanik i ja "slucajno" pogledom preletih preko sadrzaja istog
a u njemu jedna jedina novcanica od 100 KM.
I plati dedo vijagru 80 KM.

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Posted by dadana on 10-20-2008 at 15:57:

dobar dedo

samo poskupa ta vijagra za nase pemzionere, nadam se da dedo ne zivi samo od nje

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Nema para na ovome svijetu, koje mogu rupe na dusi da zakrpe

Posted by chaba on 10-20-2008 at 16:05:

podijele to penzioneri, jednu viagru na 4 dijela, pa podjebavaju okolo

Posted by Aleksandra on 10-20-2008 at 16:09:

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Posted by luka ters on 10-20-2008 at 17:35:

chaba

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"... Zbog èega primatima nikada ne iskljuèuju elektriku, oni u principu i onako rijetko èitaju
a i to što èitaju - krive stvari èitaju, pa zašto im onda ne iskljuèuju elektriku..."

Posted by Sandy on 10-20-2008 at 17:57:

Posted by Kutljaca on 10-20-2008 at 18:09:

kolko osamdesetki ovi mladi ustede

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Posted by dadana on 10-20-2008 at 18:14:

citat od Kutljaca:

kolko osamdesetki ovi mladi ustede

bio je i dedo mlad

sve u svoje vrijeme

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Nema para na ovome svijetu, koje mogu rupe na dusi da zakrpe

Posted by Kutljaca on 10-20-2008 at 18:17:

nek razgodi

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Posted by dadana on 10-20-2008 at 18:23:

lako cemo mi za dede a ima li sta za nene

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Nema para na ovome svijetu, koje mogu rupe na dusi da zakrpe

Posted by Kutljaca on 10-20-2008 at 18:31:

Upao pljackas baki u stan, ona stoji i gleda kako pljacka, kad je zavrsio, okrenu se i krenu prema vratima kad ce ti baka za njim:" A silovanjeeee"????

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Posted by dadana on 10-20-2008 at 18:46:

Vidis moja ti, sve u svoje vrijeme

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Nema para na ovome svijetu, koje mogu rupe na dusi da zakrpe

Posted by Kutljaca on 10-20-2008 at 18:47:

kako vam se vrijeme primice

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Posted by dadana on 10-20-2008 at 18:51:

i to sto kazes

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Nema para na ovome svijetu, koje mogu rupe na dusi da zakrpe

Posted by Kutljaca on 10-20-2008 at 18:52:

jos malo pa valja ostavljat namjerno otkljucana vrata nece li ko bahnut

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Posted by dadana on 10-20-2008 at 18:55:

a lovu drzat u njedrima

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Nema para na ovome svijetu, koje mogu rupe na dusi da zakrpe

Posted by Kutljaca on 10-20-2008 at 19:00:

dukate u njedra
najbolje mu napravit kopiju kljuca za svaki slucaj

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